The Onion’s infographic on The Secret

Posted by Helen on: 03.21.2007 /

Siamang and Hemant have already posted thoughtful blog entries about The Secret. Here’s a handy summary of it from The Onion:

The Secret

The Secret—the new self-help book and DVD that purports to channel ancient wisdom and claims that if you ask the universe for something, it will be delivered—has become a nationwide phenomenon. Here are some of the book’s tips:

  • You deserve whatever you want no matter how awful you are
  • Try not to use any critical-thinking skills or logic when pondering concept of The Secret
  • Capitalizing on basic human feelings such as greed can bring you vast wealth
  • Eat a hearty breakfast every day
  • Please allow universe six to eight millennia to deliver
  • You can never be too tan
  • The Secret does not work if you are attempting to learn it from stolen, bootlegged, or borrowed products from Prime Time Productions

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3 Responses to "The Onion’s infographic on The Secret"

  • Comment by: Rachel

    1 03/21/07 7:52 AM | Comment Link |

    I love it! On a related note, check out our “advertisement” on the Justice and Compassion blog.

  • Comment by: benjamin ady

    2 03/21/07 12:54 PM | Comment Link |

    sometimes you gotta love the onion, but … overall, they generally don’t work for me super well.

  • Comment by: jim henderson

    3 03/21/07 4:41 PM | Comment Link |

    I am so happy to see that Christians are not the only group who say and do stupid things in the universe